The Mysterious Missing Couch

Yes, I have a couch.  When I bought it I was promised "several weeks" for delivery.  This is the ninth week and it arrived yesterday.  I'm glad that it's finally here.  Now, how do I get the new couch chemical smell out quickly?  Oh No, I hope I'm not allergic to my new couch!  I sure love the way it looks from afar.  I just can't get too near it. 

Boo

Yes, I know.  This is not a watercolor.  But it's a fun thing I'm working on for the consignment shop.  They cost me about .25 to make and I am going to sell then for $9.95.  Very good markup!